Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Idiot!

I love recording marlow!!
wheeeeeeeee........
someday im going to party call some o you Virginny-ans with me, marlow, and sniper monkey!!
yay!

school is interesting. i saw Andrew, Jeffery and Ingrid today, getting asb cards. i gave andrew a hug. jeffery and dorselhoff had no such luck. they really should get blogs.
DORSALHOFF!!!
DUESSELDORF!!
huzzah!
good times filled with food......

Football is over, meaning i can get to my house at a decent time each day, and work at island lake now. Im gonna make money!!

right now, i actually have a good amount of money, but I seriously dont know what to do with it.

oh, and i cant spend it on a an mp3 player cause I GOT ONE!!
WHOOPEE!!
its a 1 Gig creative zen, about as hevy as a grahm cracker, and super small. you may say1 gig isnt very much, but i say 45 cds is enough for me, and i can switch them out if i need to to, its really easy and quick. Zens are suvh better quality than iPods. all iPods have is advertising.

and if you comment saying that iPods are better, i will eat you. and then delete your comment. because thats MY opinion, and it aint gonna change.

wow. i really want one of those Crunchwrap Supremes from Taco Bell. really really REALLY BAD!!
soooooo hungry.......

maybye ill go eat some cereal.
ah well.

and before i leave, i shall leave you with some edited ninja goodness. Foul-mouthed ninjas.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.


Q and A:.


Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.

Konitchiwaaaaa!!!!

15 Comments:

At 9:12 PM, October 26, 2005, Anonymous nate said...

Ahhh Yes, only the greatest web site ever coded! What do you spend your free time doing?

 
At 9:59 PM, October 26, 2005, Anonymous nate said...

Actually, that website is too perfect to have been coded. I believe it arose, like Venus, as a magnificent pearl from the bosom of the sea.

 
At 10:00 PM, October 26, 2005, Anonymous nate said...

Sorry that was kinda weird. Ninjas make me get a little carried away.....

 
At 3:21 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger Donut_Munky0 said...

Chopping off heads, of course!
And, i admit, sometimes i stab too.

 
At 3:25 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger Rachel said...

OK Nate...
Hey Jason, do Ninjas ever get food stuck in their teeth or are they too cool for that?

 
At 6:57 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger Donut_Munky0 said...

Only human heads.Which are food, but that is known as cannabilism, and is frowned upon in many cultures.

 
At 7:51 PM, October 27, 2005, Anonymous nate said...

Sheesh, and you think i'm weird. Jason, posing as someone else, is having conversations with himself.

 
At 10:54 AM, October 28, 2005, Anonymous A poor person said...

Hehehehe!!!!

You can give me any money that you dont know what to do with!!!!!!!

MARLOW RULZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 8:32 PM, October 28, 2005, Blogger The Fool said...

Pick me Pick Me!! party call me!

And Creatives are awesome. I've got a zen jukebox with 40 gigs. I think I'm using like 3. :P

That's all.

 
At 12:14 PM, October 29, 2005, Blogger Beefloaf said...

Those little tiny cube mp3 players are soooooooo cool.....1 gb for $135...... AWSOME!!

 
At 5:14 PM, October 29, 2005, Blogger The Fool said...

dude, i missed this last time.

Are you saying we'd better get a life or die? I mean isn't not having a life equal to death?

 
At 5:35 PM, October 30, 2005, Blogger Sniper Monkey said...

JASONNNNN!!!! YAYYY!!!! Huzzah!! I'm Back!!! Ipods are stupid. I need to get an mp3 player cause my CD player's wiggin out. We need to do some recording. *hint hint*

 
At 6:31 AM, October 31, 2005, Blogger Donut_Munky0 said...

Joe, are you hitting on me?

 
At 3:05 PM, October 31, 2005, Anonymous a scholar of nihongo said...

Jason, I wish you'd stop misspelling "Konnichiwa"!!!It is spelled not Kanitchiwa or Konnitchwa but K-O-N-N-I-C-H-I-W-A, and it is a greeting to be used at the beginning of posts. "Sayonara" (goodbye) may be used at the ends of posts.

Arigato.

 
At 6:31 AM, November 01, 2005, Anonymous Jake idiot said...

Shut up Jake.

 

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